Lyrics:- Well, it’s a bad time for the stock market I’ve been tellin’ my husband I’ve been saying: Thou shall not play on the stock market Thou shall not buy high and sell low Thou shall listen to thy wife and not the broker Thou shall rely not on luck but a woman’s intuition If
Once upon a time I heard my darling say – let’s go out. So I got dressed and jumped into the car only to find out he was going to the Home Depot!! Walking around the hardware store wasn’t particularly comfortable in my high heels. A few years ago my hubby and I had a
Cartoons Funny Images & Jokes Husband: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Wife: A lovely Push…!!! ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Jokes on husband and wife by Pigtimes
The funniest joke I heard about camping is by Mitch Hedberg, an American comedian who sadly passed away in April 1, 2005. “I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That’s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you
Men like to do things fast – a generalisation of course – because it doesn’t apply to some other things like household chores. I like the quote by Muhammad Ali “I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.”
Sorry, I have to revise this cartoon three times as I never get things right the first time!
Have fun with these Chinese Fortune Cookies sayings- A thrilling time is in your immediate future. Plan for many pleasures ahead. The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later. Something you lost will soon turn up. Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go! A
If only men were this eager to please…
Love Is Cartoon Pictures – Cute Couple In Love – By Pigtimes